Related:

• WNR: Write Noisy Record
• RNR: Read Noise Record
• WWR: Write Wrong Record
• WNHR: Write New Hit Record
• WWLR: Write Wrong Length Record
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
• Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
• Why do I write? I write to entertain my friends and to exasperate our enemies.
  To unfold the folded lie, to record to truth of our time, and, of course, to promote esthetic bliss....
• You will be surprised by a loud noise.