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  a scientific art which others only copy in a mediocre fashion, another barrier between the teeming millions of Asia and the Grecian inheritance of Europe, one of those priceless possessions which permit the White race to live at all in a pressing sea of Yellow, Black, and Brown....
• Wait and hope. -- A White House official, -- describing the president's economic plan, November 1990.
  -- On the backup plan ``There isn't one.''...
• Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
  -- Aldous Huxley, in "Reader's Digest", 1956...
• I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
  -- Milt Kame...
• One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
  -- Will Durant, in "Reader's Digest", 1972...
• One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds.
  -- Don Robinson, quoted in "Reader's Digest", 1963...
• Only two magazines can be stacked up in bathrooms -- National Geographic and Reader's Digest.
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• Reality is rarely what we imaging. Great and noble things do not always happen for great and noble reasons.
  -- Tracy Thompson, 'Reader's Digest,' Oct. 1994...
• Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.
  -- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...