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• It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. -- Aeschylu
• We wish to attract praise to ourselves even as we seem to be praising others.
  -- Duc de La Rochefoucauld...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• The wisest of the wise may err. -- Aeschylu
• Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
  -- Quintilian (42-118 AD) -- Institutiones Oratoriae, i, x, 7, 21...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence.
  The one marked Brightness doesn't seem to work....
• When a man's willing and eager, the gods join in. -- Aeschylu