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• My rage is not malicious; like a spark of fire by steel enforced out of a flint it is no sooner kindled, but extinct.
  -- Goffe...
• Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
• Hear me out. Linux is Microsoft's main competition right now.
  Because of this we are forcing them to "innovate", something they would usually avoid....
• In the summer I drink Guinness, which requires no refrigeration and no cooking--Guinness is a great day-shortener.
  If you get out of bed first thing and drink a glass, then the day doesn't begin until about twelve-thirty, when you come to again, which is nice....
• When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
• Where does Baby oil come from. (And is it boiled out, or pressed?)
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
  [A few letter-bombs explode in a pile] And it's all your fault!...
• Beware of that person who is slow to anger. For when it is long in coming, it stays longer and is warmer and dies not so easily.
  Abused patience is a very strong fuel for a fire not easily put out by any known means....