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• Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
• Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
• Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who playing golf with his boss.
• I had injured my hamstring playing football and was having difficulty sitting, he said to me "What's the matter - have hormones?
• While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -- Henny Youngma
• Some sports I can't watch on TV. I don't mind the games--I don't like the interview after the game.
  Because the winning players always give credit to God while the losing players blame themselves....