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• Real hackers never log off...they crash the system.
• A real computer scientist will dedicate months of patient effort to reduce the asymptotic time of an algorithm from n log log n to n log log log n and never implement it.
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• Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
• Internet exceeded Luser level, please wait until a luser logs off before attempting to log back on.