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• Why should my liberty be restricted by another man's conscience? -- I Corinthians, 10:29
• A man should be greater than some of his parts.
• Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
• A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
  The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• 'Tis better that a man's own works, than that another man's words should praise him. -- L'Estrange
• There's simply no other way for a man to feel his manliness, his knigliness if you will, than to be loved by a beautiful woman.
• The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkne
  and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all....
• I love you people! I love my kids! [indicates] Poor little guys.
  So tragic. So nauseous. You should see the bus they came to the studio in!...