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• Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight!
• Why teach people to type with both hands when they can type faster with one finger than they can think.
• Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
  Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive....
• Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
• Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
• Hard drive sleeping. Let it wake up on it's own...
• Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
• Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars!