Related:

• Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
• Needs both hands to wipe his behind.
• Why not let her drive and use both hands?
• Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word database are typed with the left hand?
  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use of both hands....
• Somebody interrupted Chubb--with both hands! -- Poul, ROBOTS OF DEATH
• We both have WAY too much time on our hands.