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• How many uk.singles readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Most of them. One female to notice that it had gone out and post something about how light bulbs are so masculine to the group, two to post in disagreeing with this, Susan Macran to post "Bog off stumpy!...
• Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
  Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving....
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms and violence, But peace for one and all.
  Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin, Help bring back her dignity, restore her faith again....
• An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen.
  He was amazed to find that over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to the wall, with the open end up in the approved manner (so it would catch the good luck and not let it spill out)....
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...