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• Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
• The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "left.
• Dyslexus: the car for drivers who signal left and turn right.
• Sometimes you have to turn right to go left. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
• Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?
• So they're building this tunnel between France and England.
  England drives on the left side of the road. France drives on the right side of the road....
• Turn right here. No! NO! The OTHER right!
• Get right! Or get left.