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• Why do Vulcans have pointed ears? So they can count to twelve. -- "Mad Magazine
• Have fun in Netland!
• Have fun. -- Jim Bouto
• You will have fun.
• You will have fun. Once.
• Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans.
• More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
• I have heard of the Vulcan integrity and personal honor.
  There is a well-known saying, or is it a myth, that Vulcans are incapable of lying....
• To have more, desire less.