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• Get MS-DOS 6.0...Bill Gates needs to buy a wedding gift for his bride.
• Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
  Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
• Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.
• Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road? A: To avoid the Department of Justice.
• 640k is more RAM than anyone will ever need. -- Bill Gates, 1981
• Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
  He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills....
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• Bother! said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.