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• A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
  -- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]...
• After wisdom comes wit. -- Evan Esa
• A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. -- Joey Adam
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
  -- Joey Adam...
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
  -- Joey Adam...
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
  ADAMS...
• Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. -- Evan Davi
• Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -- Evan Davi
• State run lotteries: think of them as tax breaks for the intelligent. -- Evan Leibovitch