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• I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough?
• All I want to know is: WHY ME?
• Sorry, did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, the paranoid human-hating robot, dragging himself on regardless.
  Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed....
• Who told you I was paranoid?! It was THEM, wasn't it?!
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• Paranoid? Who me? What? Where? How? Why? Help!
• ME, paranoid? Why do you ask?! -- Victor Kostriki
• Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it?
  Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!...
• I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??