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• Gotta have my Corn Pops...
• If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline?
• The waiter says, "The last man who was in the restaurant ate twenty-seven hotcakes right off the griddle.
  And the customer says, "How waffle!" -- Ed Wy...
• Man who meows ate pussy! -- Confucius Say
• BOY SCOUT -- a cub scout who ate a brownie.
• Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging? [begins to scrounge
  coming up with a basketball, deflated into a bowl-like shape] Hey, here's a perfectly good basketball hat....
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe