I Scrambled To The Top Of The Precipice Where Nick Was Waiting.

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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That
was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher."
"No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have
time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We
argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally
decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

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