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• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
• I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
• Steven Spielberg, movie producer, was an Eagle Scout.