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• A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at the beginning of the sentence.
  For maximum comprehension, do not start listening until the first clause is concluded....
• The subject of a sentence and the principal verb should not, as a rule, be separated by a phrase or clause that can be transferred to the beginning.
  -- Writing Rule 44...
• No sentence fragments. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened Complete sentence
  important. -- Corollary...
• If a dependent clause precedes an independent clause put a comma after the dependent clause.
• In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• Lawyers do it with clause.
• Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.