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• The Devil himself, which is the author of confusion and lies.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect....
• BARRACK, n. A house in which soldiers enjoy a portion of that of which it is their business to deprive others.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Courses of action which run only to be justified in terms of practicality ultimately prove destructive and impractical.
  -- Mark B. Cohe...
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Language is a city to the building of which every human being brought a stone. -- Mark Twai
• Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The Republicans'] platform was 30,000 words long, 3,000 of which was the word 'God'.
  -- Mark Russell...