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• Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
• Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson (b. 1939), journalist -- A Letter to The Champio...
• I am a happy nerd in cyberspace, where nobody can see my haircut. -- Dave Barry
• It's ten-o'clock, do you care where your parents are?
  -- Happy Harry (Christian Slater), Pump Up The Volume...
• My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• Why may not that be the skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• As smart as a politician/lawyer is honest.