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• Where there's a will, there are relatives!
• RELATIVES!!
• YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
• Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.
• Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves.
  .. eighty-hundred we need. -- Carry the ten, "Marge Gets a Job...
• at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses] Milhouse
  Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses are perfect!...
• God sendeth and giveth both mouth and the meat. -- Thomas Tusser (c.
  1515-1580) -- Five Hundred Points of Good Husbandry...
• She that asks Her dear five hundred friends.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book ii, The Timepiece, Line 642...
• Year, n.: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...