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• Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred an fifty dollars here!...
• Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
  Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one hundred and fifty dollars here....
• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Yet, who can help loving the land that has taught us Six hundred and eighty-five ways to dress eggs?
  -- Thomas Moore, "The Fudge Family in Pari...
• Well, Brahma said, even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
  -- The Mahabharata....
• Well," Brahma said, "even after ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser, but an intelligent man requires only two thousand five hundred.
  -- The Mahabharata....
• Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no wiser.
  But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred. -- The Mahabharata...