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• While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and water don't mix well, either?
• Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business.
• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
  .. and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? -- Rita Rudne...
• TEXANS do it with oil
• Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt.
• TROMBONE PLAYERS do it with slide oil
• Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful.
• If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
• The plant indignantly shakes the oil off its leaves and asks, "Water?