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• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• Archaeologists make the best husbands. The older you get, the more they're interested.
  -- Agatha Christie...
• If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. -- Agatha Christie
• Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
  Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie book] mo- tive....
• Mr. Smithers, in the future, to a dead but cyrogenically preserved Mr.
  Burns: Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back....
• Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
• Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. -- Holme