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• When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in a movie theatre, he walked over and whispered, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed only a single seat.
  The man moaned, but did not budge. "Sir," the user said more loudly, "if you don't move, I'll have to call a manager....
• Who is John Galt? Do you know the legend of Atlantis?
  ... The Isles of the Blessed ... Atlantis was a place where hero spirits lived in a happiness unknown to the rest of the world....
• You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime.
  That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not suspected....
• No man ever became extremely wicked all at once. -- Juvenal (47-138 AD) -- Satire ii, 83
• Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything or even heard a shot.
  The second category are the neighbors of anyone who happens to be accused of the crime....
• If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public school
  omorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church....
• That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
• Under the shade of melancholy boughs, Lose and neglect the creeping hours of time
  If ever you have look'd on better days, If ever been where bells have knoll'd to church, If ever sat at any good man's feast....
• Strange, because they are so frankly and hysterically insane -- like all dream
  a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad one...