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• Where the hell is the power you promised me? One damned minute, Admiral.
  -- Kirk & Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390...
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• I don't know where we come from, Don't know where we're going to, And if all this should have a reason, We would be the last to know.
  So let's just hope there is a promised land, And until then, ....
• I hate flashbacks! I hate flashbacks! I hate flashbacks! I hate...
• Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those cufflinks to Hugh?
  Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....
• Rush Limbaugh: Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable.
• I have to go, I promised Bob I'd let him buy me drinks tonight.
• You're taking me to the promised land?" What are friends for?
  -- McCoy and Kirk, "ST III: The Search for Spock," stardate 8210.3...
• I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released.
  I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme....