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• Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever.
• ode n. 1. [Internet, UUCP] A host machine on the network.
  2. [MS-DOS BBSes] A dial-in line on a BBS. Thus an MS-DOS sysop might say that his BBS has 4 nodes even though it has a single machine and no Internet link, confusing an Internet hacker no end....
• Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
• How can you tell when a little moron has been using your terminal?
  There's white-out all over the screen....
• When your computer has a virus, DON'T use chicken soup.
• How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
• You can tell when you're on the right track- it's usually uphill.
• Hello Modem Addicts..... Do you have a BBS I can call!