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• code monkey n 1. A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design.
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• I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• LaForge: "Commander, the transporter is still online.
  It's being fed power from the auxillary systems....
• If I let go of the feelings which cause me pain, I would have no feelings at all. -- Dan Goodma
• When I take the humor of a thing once, I am like your tailor's needle- I go through.
  -- Ben Johnso...
• To be truly competent in the microcomputer field, you must be able not only to design microprocessor hardware, but also to program that hardware.
  -- John Uffenbeck...
• Nobody is ever really ready for anything. If they were, there would be no point in living through it.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• Girls now say what they think. I was with one the other night.
  Two in the morning she told me to go to a sex clinic....