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• If you go into business to make money, you'll go out of business.
  If you go into business to serve customers, you'll make money. -- Jay Conrad Levinso...
• When you run out of time you run out of everything.
• When you are out of your body, are you naked? ...
• The quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
• Baroque: (def.) When you are out of Monet!
• NLQ (NEAR LETTER-QUALITY) Euphemism in the field of computer printers.
  When the salesman says "yes sir or madam, this printer here offers Near-Letter-Quality printing" they actually mean "what, you're too stingy to shell out on a laser printer?...
• Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.