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• Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk? Lisa
  Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt....
• The stars are made of the same atoms as the earth." I usually pick one small topic like this to give a lecture on.
  Poets say science takes away from the beauty of the stars -- mere gobs of gas atoms....
• We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create.
  -- Jose Ortega y Gasse...
• Most people know how to keep silent but few of us know when.
• What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
• Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
• Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
• Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....