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• Skiers do it with poles.
• Back in '80 or '81 the workers were rioting in Gdansk and there were fears that the Soviets would invade Poland to put down the demonstrations.
  Foreign correspondents were curious as to just what the Poles would do if they were invaded....
• Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
  A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles....
• There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess--and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess -- and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
  -- W. Churchill, Parliament, August, 1945...
• When at home, do as the Homans do.
• When in a shop, do as shopkeepers do.
• When in doubt, do as doubters do.
• When in Rome, do as the Romans do