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• When in doubt, make it up. -- Liberal Rule # 2
• When in doubt, tell a lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1
• Rule #1-- When confronted with an apparent infinite or infinitely repeating pattern, expect some variant that keeps it from being infinite.
  Rule #2-- When all investigation supports Rule 1, look for a situation which violates it....
• No matter what the game, no matter what the rules, the same rules apply to both sides!
  -- Hoyle's Law...
• When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
• When in doubt, power cycle. -- Rule of thumb number 26 -- Joel C. Corcora
• The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. SHAW
• (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1. -- Rule
• Rules: (1) The boss is always right. (2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.