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• When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand. -- Raymond Chandle
• When guns are outlawed, only outlaws, the police, and the military will have gu
• When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. -- Art Denma
• Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
  Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• The streets were dark with something more than night. -- Raymond Chandle
• Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
  .. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves....
• Down at the drug-store lunch counter I had time to inhale two cups of coffee and a melted cheese sandwhich with two slivers of ersatz bacon embedded in i
  like dead fish in the silt at the bottom of a drained pool. -- Raymond Chandle...
• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....