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• The following appeared in a memo written by the head of the Gorham School.
  "Our school cafeteria should make changes in the lunches that it serves in order to improve the health of our students....
• Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
• The Jackal only eats bad food.
• When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.
• I wished now that I had gone to the restaurant across the street where the food had at least the merit of being tasteless.
  -- Found on a company cafeteria doo...
• Sysadmins busy fighting SPAM.
• What do they mean, school doesn't prepare you for life?
  What better preparation than cafeteria food to prepare you for what you will eat in flight on almost any airline?...
• All Scottish food is based on a dare.
• There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.