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• There are two real incentives toward reducing your weight during the summer season.
  One is a swim suit that all too easily shows where the bulges are that should't be, and the other is that lawn chair that gets up when you do, and goes with you!...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hit the snooze ba
  it goes off again, you hit it again and make a mental note that you can't do it much longer because your subroutine is mallocing memory each time it goes off, and soon will run out....
• One never goes so far as when one doesn't know where one is going -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
• How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
• No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
• For the rest of your life you must run, Your day in the sun is done, You're a LIBERAL.
  .. Run, liberal, run! ... Big government was your creed...
• Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
• And the time will come when you see we're all one and life goes on within you and without you.
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.