What With The Los Angeles Earthquake, Massive Forest Fire

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What with the Los Angeles earthquake, massive forest fires, beach erosion,
freeway shootings, and ozone-layer depletion that's giving every Malibu
volleyball player whole-body melanoma, it looks like God has finally gotten
serious about destroying California. Sources close to the Lord say the
so-called yuppie shows of the new TV season were the last straw.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

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