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• Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
• Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Fu
• Perhaps there is no life after death...There's just Los Angeles.
• When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
  -- Franklyn Ajaye...
• What with the Los Angeles earthquake, massive forest fire
  beach erosion, freeway shootings, and ozone-layer depletion that's giving every Malibu volleyball player whole-body melanoma, it looks like God has finally gotten serious about destroying California....
• A Los Angeles ordinance forbids a person to have a hippopotamus in his possession.
• I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. -- Graffito in Los Angele
• It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.