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• What will you do if all your problems aren't solved by the time you die?
• When it comes time to die, make sure that all you have to do is die. -- Jim Ellio
• The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything.
  Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing....
• All easy problems have already been solved.
• Good health will be yours for a long time. All of your friend will die before you.
• A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.
  -- Russell Bake...
• Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do?
  Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're all going to die!! I Married Marge...
• Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.