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• A whole hog is better than no hog at all.
• Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
  So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, Okay, you say `ass' and I'll say `hell'....
• Nothing is so great an instance of ill-manners as flattery.
  If you flatter all the company you please none; if you flatter only one or two, you affront all the rest....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Playing the violin must be like making love--all or nothing. -- Isaac Ste
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• All things are difficult before they are easy. -- Thomas Fulle