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• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
  -- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• What this country needs is more leaders who know what this country needs.
• What this country really needs badly is a handful of politicians that are filled with cold or at least cool air.
• Much of the excitement we get out of our work is that we don't really know what we are doing.
  -- E. Dijkstra...
• What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
  -- John Fische...
• Look, we trade every day out there with hustlers, deal-makers, shysters, con-men.
  That's the way businesses get started. That's the way this country was built. -- Hubert Alle...
• Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
  _You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba...
• What this country needs is a good 23 hour deodorant, which would allow you at least an hour a day to realize just what a stinker you really are!