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• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Homer: Stop! Those candidates are phonies! [crowd murmurs] You heard me!
  They're alien replicons from beyond the moon!...
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and.
  .. [sees Hugo] Oh. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
  [unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
  Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
  Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kodos: What? Are you still here? I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of you.
  .. [pushes a button] [out of somewhere comes a cannon, which reveals a smaller cannon, which reveals an even smaller one, from which emerges a tube, spraying Homer] Home...
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...