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• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
  I don't, she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
• The god you don't believe in, I don't believe in either.
• I believe in god, I just don't like him.
• God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
• Six days after the Creation, Adam was still alone in the Garden of Eden, and getting pretty desperate.
  God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...
• Either God exists or He doesn't. Either I believe in God or I don't.
  Of the four possibilities, only one is to my disadvantage....