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• My family tree is in the forest, somewhere!
• What is EMACS? It is a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it.
  It is a beautiful flower that smells awful....
• Sometimes you just gotta say `what the heck'.
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it, does it make a sound?
• You mean I'm supposed to know what the heck I'm saying?
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest.
• I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
• Marge: [yawn] Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?
  Lisa: Oh, it's for my Junior Achievers Club. We're trying to earn money by recycling....
• TALL KNIGHT: When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest .
  .. with a herring. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...