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• Eye have a spelling checker, it came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue mistakes I cannot sea.
  I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your please to no, It's letter perfect in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew!...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener.
• What you need is love potion #9.
• Do witches run spell checkers?
• CHUBBY CHECKER just had a CHICKEN SANDWICH in downtown DULUTH! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• I 'll make thee glorious by my pen, And famous by my sword.
  -- Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only Love...