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• I have read your article, Mr. Johnson, and I am no wiser now than when I started.
  "Possibly not, Sir, but far better informed....
• What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
• Greetings, lowly citizen. I seek your PEZ!
• If you're a happy little citizen, clank your chains!
• Even very young children need to be informed about dying.
  Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child....
• The world does not require so much to be informed as reminded. MORE
• I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. BEVAN
• Hanggi's Law: The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
  Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it....
• Such are a well regulated militia, composed of the freeholders, citizen and husbandman, who take up arms to preserve their property, as individuals, and their rights as freemen.
  -- "M.T. Cicero", in a newspaper letter of 1788 touching the "militia" referred to in the Second Amendment to the Constitution....