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• Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
• Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.
  Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight....
• Nothing is ever a complete failure; it can always serve as a bad example. -- Carlson's Consolatio
• Carson's Consolation: Nothing is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.
• No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always serve as a bad example, or the exception that proves the rule (but only if it is the first experiment in the series).
  -- Futility Facto...
• If you are good for nothing else you can stil serve as a bad example -- Peter l. Berge
• A book is the work of a mind, doing its work in the way that a mind deems best.
  That's dangerous. Is the work of some mere individual mind likely to serve the aims of collectively accepted compromises, which are known in the schools as 'standards'?...
• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
• Sometimes you never can always tell what you least expect the most.