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• My uncle staggered in the other night, loaded. His wife said, "Where have you been?
  He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did you buy for the house?...
• Every man has his price. Every price has its man.
• The Value, or <> of a man, is as of all other things, his price
  that is to say, so much as would be given for the use of his power....
• Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
• Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife. And his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backu
• Money cannot buy The fuel of love but is excellent kindling.
  To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, Is a keen observer of life, The word intellectual suggests right away A man who's untrue to his wife....
• Where's Hadrians' Wall? Outside his house.