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• To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, Is a keen observer of life, The word "Intellectual" suggests straight away A man who's untrue to his wife.
  -- W. H. Aude...
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Those who will not reason, perish in the act. Those who will not act, perish for that reason.
  -- W. H. Auden, _Shorts_...
• A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
• Hey, I'm a Man who stands by his word!
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love.
  His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul....
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.