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• At least once in your life, you will step in a substance so hideous that you will have to throw out your shoes.
• At least 75 times in your life, someone will tell you that something is "for your own good.
  It will never be for your own good....
• If your aim in life is nothing, you can't miss.
• If you would be a reel seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
  -- Descarte...
• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
  -- Erma Brombeck...
• Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life.
  You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you....
• A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
• The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone.
  Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch...